....PENN STATE!!!!

Paterno gets three year contract extension!

Wow!...just WOW!

that could be a "lifetime" contract!

I bet he dies in the middle of a game.....he'll be up in the booth...commentators will remark that it looks like Joepa has fallen asleep......

he is the only reason they get any attention......my guess is if he does keel over they won't tell anyone, just prop him up in front of the tv and have an audio tape of his voice playing while he sits there,

but thats just a guess on my part

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