How in the heck to I get called naughty??? I am the nicest person I know. Heck, me an' Santa are pals! I was just sayin' to him the other day that he really ought to put the pipe down and switch to cigars. I offered him a 5'er. But then he started remembering the PI's that Charlie left him instead of cookies one year and he turned me down flat.
He did say that Steaky is the only other MMMh'er besides yours truly that is on the "nice" list. He also said that someone from ABQ and everyone in da 'sip are all gettin' coal city this year as well.
He mumbled something about everyone bombing his gal and him not liking it one bit. I think he was referring to Mrs. Claus, but he was looking at me strangely at the time... Come to think of it, I did get a weird present under the tree last year that had red leather restraints in it and cookie dough flavored body gel. Never did figure out who put that there...
