ddandb
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008 9:42:00 AM
Police: Armed burglars demand man's eggbeater

TAMPA, Fla. — It really must have been a special item. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, two men entered a man's home early Sunday and demanded his eggbeater. One suspect was holding a pistol while the other brandished a knife to the resident's neck.

Police caught the men outside the home and they are being held in Orient Road Jail. One suspect also faces a charge of aggravated assault.

Police found the eggbeater in the man's left pocket.

J.Redleg
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 9:50:00 AM
Sounds like a couple of eggheads.
JHC
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008 10:10:00 AM
Rfenster, we have a job for you.....
DrafterX
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 10:11:00 AM
freaks....
jackconrad
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:27:00 AM
I think it's a yoke...
cbc812
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:31:00 AM
I can't do much more to guard my eggbeater, unless I decide to wear a cup to to work.
daveincincy
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:43:00 AM
I can't believe they got caught right outside the home. As soon as they heard sirens they should've *scrambled*

Probably a couple of *crack*heads.

jackconrad
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:59:00 AM
They were hardboiled crooks..
PecanPi1
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 2:31:00 PM
I disagree strongly.

They were only at the embryonic stage.

marc palanzo
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 2:47:00 PM
I hope they have money to "shell" out for a lawyer.
ddandb
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Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:35:00 PM
These are horrible eggsamples of puns.
newby46176
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:56:00 PM
ahh, they should be out in 3-6months if things go over easy.
jackconrad
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 8:29:00 PM
Dippy Criminals
J.Redleg
Wednesday, December 17, 2008 9:53:00 PM
You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette. That was beyond the skill level of these local yokels.
JHC
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Thursday, December 18, 2008 2:31:00 AM
I hope they fry.
jackconrad
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:15:00 AM
Were they pickled when it happened?
neopuritan
Thursday, December 18, 2008 6:47:00 AM
The sunny side is no one got beat.

[yeah, lamer and lamer...]

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