Time Names Obama 'Person of the Year'

President-elect Barack Obama has been named Time magazine's "Person of the Year" for 2008.

AP

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The magazine has named Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Gov. Sarah Palin and Chinese director Zhang Yimou as runners-up.

Last year's winner was Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. Previous individual winners have included Bono, President Bush and Amazon.com CEO and founder Jeff Bezos.

they're just kidding....

I nominate Rickamaven.

For what?

First Marxist elected president, come on donutboy, I would have thought that a no-brainer.

#4. UFO liaison & special scrotum attache to the two nuts in the White House.

I would advise you not to borrow any of Rick's 30 copies of that upcoming issue of Time. That's because with each copy he owns, the pages will be all stuck together.

#5

#4 was for #3.

News flash!!!!

rick has not been elected president!

Well, Rick will be happy that Obama is in good company, i.e. Putin, Bush, Paulson . . . . . shows the credibility of Time Magazine. . .

8. Author: donutboy2000

that's tinker to evers to chance.

putzman

r u out of your cubicle again.

it may be necessary to have a door put on and locked from the outside.

then only someone very tall like slim could see what you do with yourself behind close doors.

putman

i forgot to ask if you cash your paycheck at a grocery store or a check cashing service and how many pieces of picture identification they require.

sorry to be so mean to you old chap, but this is the season for me to be jolly, and you to be holy and turn the other cheek.

face cheek that is

... careful about how loud you say "turning the other cheek" ... Sven might get the wrong idea ...

... not that there's anything wrong with that ...

RICKAMAVEN:

Yes you're right, 'tis the season. Good will to men, and all that.

So, in light of the season, I will turn the other cheek to your comments.

This is because I am better than you, and have long realized that God placed morons like like you on the face of the earth so as to amuse the rest of us.

Perhaps in another life you will be more successful than you were in this one. Then again, when looking over the sum total of your life's work, the bar will be set pretty low.

Feel content that Jesus loves you, Rick. And by celebrating this religious holiday, as well as (poorly) reciting Bible verses, it's good to know that you are a worshipper of Christ, and of God.

Merry Christmas.

[gasp]

I am so surprised.

Not.

[yawn]

I gotta give my audience what they want.

"however, in spite of being guilty in the past as i have been, i will not personally attack anyone and i will not respond to personal atacks by dropping to the level of someone who personally attacks me, rather then my opinion."

"i hope i can refrain from acting the fool and expect the same response to me if i do act nasty to someone else personally."

^ Words to live by...sorta...