There are currently unconfirmed reports of a BOTL trapped inside his house after a carefully planed surgical strike of bombs made their way to a small Colorado town.!!! Those responsible are looking for any witnesses or any other BOTL's that may have any information regarding this poor souls fate.... lol... Due note that there are currently plans being made for these mad bombers to attack other unsuspecting BOTL!!! Warn your postman to handle all packages with care, for who knows who may get struck next!!! hehehehe!!

too funny!

I don't know how in the world I survived! When the coordinated attack hit me, I really was shocked. Peanuts, paper, and boxes lay all around. I managed to work my way through the rubble and found a bunch of cigars and a great bottle of scotch.

What I did to deserve this unprovoked attack is beyond me, but I think I will be fighting back soon.

Beware the revenge!

Where will the "Mad Newbie Bombers" strike next?

Stay tuned for next months episode of "NEWBIE'S REVENGE" coming soon to a mailbox near you.


Scott
(sli)