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Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:44:00 PM
That baldheaded skeleton who heads Homeland Security said today that we not only have to worry about fundamentalist muslim nuts during the inauguration festivities, but also the possibility of a domestic attack by right-wing nuts.

Maybe he thinks nuts take turns attempting to assassinate presidents. The last successful assassination was by Oswald, a left-wing nut.

Then there were a few would-be assassins. Dunno what Charlie Manson and company's politics were, but they didn't LOOK like Republicans. Hinckly was a nut of an unknown variety, but he tried to kill the rightwinger of the century.

An Arab of unknown political persuasion killed Bobby. Don't know much about James Ray, but if he actually did it, he was probably a racist. All racists are Republicans, even though they used to all be Democrats.

As Vince puts it, "I dunno. Sells itself."

Merry Christmas everybody!

andytv
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:47:00 PM
I think most racists vote democratic.....simply because most poor people vote D.......and most poor people are racist.
usahog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:49:00 PM
Last thing I wanna see is a right or left wing nutjob.. or any nutjob for that matter attempt or accomplish whacking the Pres-Elect...

I want to see this guy do something he's promissed the American People.. I also want to hear it from the supporters when he possibly is no different then what we've had in the past!!

You heard it here first.. same ol same ol politics is my guess/gander...

Hog

drywalldog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:50:00 PM
Oh great, I'm a racist now. Last week donutboy said I was a marxists. Next I'll be a John Bircher.
donutboy2000
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:52:00 PM
#1

The Muslims will not attack one of their own.

usahog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:52:00 PM
^ Why you consider yerself a Poor Bastage?

dkeage
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:52:00 PM
^Ha!
usahog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:53:00 PM
#6 fer 4
drywalldog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:55:00 PM
USAHOG- Of course I'm a Democrat. If I wasn't poor, I'd probably be a Republican like the rest here.
big chief
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:56:00 PM
between nuts and squirrels, we're between rock and hard place...
usahog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:57:00 PM
^ I didn't ask yur sexual prefrence.. I aksed if you was a poor bastage..

Sorry bout yer bad luck!

and I'm registered Dem.. that holds water like niagra falls..

JadeRose
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:58:00 PM
"same ol same ol politics is my guess/gander"

Hog,

I voted for him but I am no huge fan. To me, he seemed the best of a bad lot and I coulda just as easily voted the other way. Palin pretty much took care of that for me. I agree with you but I hope we are wrong.

8trackdisco
Thursday, December 18, 2008 3:59:00 PM
Right Wing Nuts had their chance. Now the Muslims get the stage.
usahog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 4:05:00 PM
Yep 8..

I already got my headgear..

just gotta vaccume off my prayer rug at the shop and tape over the "Welcome" sign an I think I'm good to go?

Oh almost fergot.. gotta toss out the toilet paper and soften up my left hand...

drywalldog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 4:15:00 PM
Hog- You pick out your new name yet?
usahog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 4:18:00 PM
Heck Yea.. I'm keepin that undercover til the post election inogerations...
jpotts
Thursday, December 18, 2008 5:16:00 PM
If I remember correctly, there were two attempts on President Ford's life, one of which was the infamous Squeaky Fromme - one of the Manson Family. Left wing nut.

There was the guy who shot at the White House during Clinton's term, but I don't remember his specific political affiliation. I think he was up there with Hinkley, who was just a nut for nuttiness sake.

Sirhan Sirhan was actually a Arab socialist-nationalist, and a big supporter of Palestinian nationalism. Like Nassar and Saddam - both of whom were socialists - he would be considered a left-wing nut.

James Earl Ray is now running around claiming that he didn't kill MLK. And I think I saw a recent show that mentioned that MLK's family is also receptive to the notion that Ray didn't kill King. So, this leaves this assassin in doubt.

Arthur Bremer attempted to assassinate Nixon, and did eventually shoot Wallace. He was a nominal left-winger who cited Wallace's pro-segregation stance as a reason for killing him.

Skinheads wanting to off His Excellency Barack (Idi) Hussein (Amin) Obama will be a relatively new phenomena.

RICKAMAVEN
Thursday, December 18, 2008 6:22:00 PM
putzman

manson was a left wing liberal?

squeeky was a left wing liberal?

saddam was a socialist?

sirhan sirhan was a socialist?

law492
Thursday, December 18, 2008 6:31:00 PM
Potts, I have to point out that rfk, mfk and gcw were hardly presidential.

As far as somebody whacking hussein, I'd be really pissed because I want him to live a LONG time, for the same reason I want jimmie (444 days) carter to live a LONG time; So America will remember what happens when you elect a ****bird as president.

usahog
Thursday, December 18, 2008 6:35:00 PM
^ Jimmy's still pounding nails..

don't know about his peanut farmin tho?

what will Obama do after the throan?