Look, there's something shiny.......

5 + 5 = 10

I hope that helps.

JonR

beads!!

Is it shorter to Syracuse.....

or by bus

I alw--

there are four things i love in life.

having sex

fishing

and cigars

.

I was reading this posting when my dog. an australian shepard, a type of outback wild dingo. somewhere near the aborig.. oh hell who can spell it. I said that reminds me of my dog rooney named after the soccer player from england. You know the country who made that australia place a prison. Anyway my dog rooney the soccer player. No my dog isn't eh soccer player the other guy.. Wait theres a commercial on t.v., Anyway I was, crap my nose itches. but anyway! I really need to change that light bulb again. My dog rooney and I were , Where is he at now? Crap I'll be back later.

I for one do not have ADD. I was looking at these comments and I am really

Holy crap look at that rabbit

Ummmmmmmmmmm.......nevermind

Pirate Ship

That's cool...hey look , a chicken!

...........I forgot what I was gonna post..

... remember that one time ... oh, and did you hear that GM & Chysler... well, the inaugeration isn't until ... and Kennedy may run for Senate ...

... what was I saying about Band Camp?

You can't stand the truth...............

Charlie

I have two things to say:

1. ADD is a serious ailment

B. You really shouldn't be poking fun.

^LMAO

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,

I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,

I notice mail on the porch table that

I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,

put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,

and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back

on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,

and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,

but first I need to push the Pepsi aside

so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter

catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and

discover my reading glasses that

I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote,

but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,

but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,

get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to

remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed

the bills aren't paid

there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only 1 check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,

I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,

and I'll try to get some help for it,

but first I'll check my e-mail....

snowballs