. . . . yeah, I know you guys are tired of the research, but what the heck.

After watching some folks struggle through the past few contests, I'm afraid nobody is even going to read this thread, but I'll give it a shot anyways. Similar to what Bassdude, Goody and Schmitty did, but with some interesting twists.
-every answer will be a number. No names or obscure references.
-the starting hints will be the big key to the answers. In fact, if you can unlock the key to the hints, you'll be able to win this contest rather easily. Researching my previous posts probably won't help - these questions can be difficult, but the key lies within the hints.
-If you want to just try to guess, go ahead, but that may take a while.
-Asking questions may be able to get you in the ballpark on some answers. I'll answer what I can, without giving the actual answer away.
-None of the answers are 0. All of them are less than 100. No two answers are the same.
-I'll hook the winner up with some decent smokes.
-2 guesses per person per day. AM or PM, doesn't matter.
-Have fun, and don't work too hard at it.

-I'll list the questions first, and the hints afterwards. The hints will not be in any particular order. In other words, hint #1 may or may not refer to question #1.

Have fun, and let me know if there's any questions.

1) I used to race snowmobiles. Specifically, Snocross. How many races, including qualifying heats and features, have I won?

2) When my son was 6, he fought a winning battle with Leukemia (A.L.L.). We are very fortunate that he pulled through, and has been cancer free for 4 years now. We had some tough moments, and the doctors here in Rochester were wonderful. When we first discovered he was ill, what was his CRIT (a red blood cell measurement)?

3) What was my original driver number when I raced snowmobiles?

4) How many tattoos do I have?

5) I am fortunate to have a wonderful girlfriend who likes cigars and women. How many times have we participated in "most every guys' ultimate fantasy?"

6) How many Nascar Winston/Nextel cup races have I attended in my life?

7) How many total snowmobiles have I owned in my life?

I know, this sounds tough, but figure out the hints, and you're sitting pretty.

Here's the hints:

Acid Def Sea
Petrus Anejo
K Hansotia Symphony
Indian Tabac Maduro
Carlos Torano 1916 Cameroon
La Vieja Habana Leather Patch
Gurkha Centurian Double X

Good luck, thanks for playing, and I hope this isn't too much of a pain in the butt. I just want everyone to have fun!! Remember to ask questions.

Paul

I got one thing to say.

5) I am fortunate to have a wonderful girlfriend who likes cigars and women. How many times have we participated in "most every guys' ultimate fantasy?"

YOU ****!!!! To post that is just soooo wrong.

if we had emoticons I would be bowing down BIG TIME!!!!

Question #1 which hint lines up with which answer?

Tony, now, if I could tell you that, I would've just listed the hints in order the first time. Nice try though.


Sorry about number five. . . . . I won't mention it again. . . .

well, I was going by this:

I'll answer what I can, without giving the actual answer away.

Screw Seth! Let's get to know his girlfriend!

Damned loopholes. . . . . . but, beleive me, that order would be a lot more revealing given a little bit more info. . . . don't want it to be too easy. . .

how's this. . . just for you finding a loophole, Tony, I'll give you this - the first hint listed belongs to question 5. . . but that's it. . . . . now, what I meant was, something along the lines of "how often do you buy a new snowmobile?" or something. . . .

Wait, back up. . . first hint listed belongs to question number two. . . the one about my son's blood test results. . . . sorry about the mixup, you guys got number 5 stuck in my brain now. . . .

yeah, well it's stuck in ours too(at least mine).

so do you loan the wife out?

2 sounds like a good answer to me

1) I used to race snowmobiles. Specifically, Snocross. How many races, including qualifying heats and features, have I won? 35

2) When my son was 6, he fought a winning battle with Leukemia (A.L.L.). We are very fortunate that he pulled through, and has been cancer free for 4 years now. We had some tough moments, and the doctors here in Rochester were wonderful. When we first discovered he was ill, what was his CRIT (a red blood cell measurement)? 50

3) What was my original driver number when I raced snowmobiles? 7

4) How many tattoos do I have? 3

5) I am fortunate to have a wonderful girlfriend who likes cigars and women. How many times have we participated in "most every guys' ultimate fantasy"? 5 (Why would you keep a total of something like this?)

6) How many Nascar Winston/Nextel cup races have I attended in my life? 6

7) How many total snowmobiles have I owned in my life?
12


Well I don't know how I will do on this one but I had to start it out.. Looks like no one wanted to be the fist to guess so here we go.... OPEN THE FLOOD GATES!!!!!!!!!!

BTW I am sorry you had to go through that with your son... I am glad everything is all good now...

mm

Wow, for blind guesses, you were pretty close on some. Good job. Anyhoo, Martin, 1 right.


Remember, if you can read into the code for the hints, the numbers will be obvious.

So for thoese of us that don't know... What is a normal CRIT number for a 6 year old?

1) I used to race snowmobiles. Specifically, Snocross. How many races, including qualifying heats and features, have I won? 22

2) When my son was 6, he fought a winning battle with Leukemia (A.L.L.). We are very fortunate that he pulled through, and has been cancer free for 4 years now. We had some tough moments, and the doctors here in Rochester were wonderful. When we first discovered he was ill, what was his CRIT (a red blood cell measurement)? 25

3) What was my original driver number when I raced snowmobiles? 24

4) How many tattoos do I have? 1

5) I am fortunate to have a wonderful girlfriend who likes cigars and women. How many times have we participated in "most every guys' ultimate fantasy"? 11

6) How many Nascar Winston/Nextel cup races have I attended in my life? 10

7) How many total snowmobiles have I owned in my life?
12

Bassdude & Bucky...

SHAME on you... Don't you know that he's talking about building the ultamate snowmobile? LOLOL

BTW Seth... Have you got pictures??? :o)

Oh, come on... Of the snowmobile of course!! LOLOL

Neal

Martin, when the crit gets down to 25, then a blood transfusion is recommended. . . . .

Neal. . . . . . yeah, I've got pics. . . . my girlfriend usually holds the camera and takes pictures. . .

. . . . of me on my snowmobile. . .

LOL Seth

Here is my first set of guesses:
1) 24
2) 30
3) 3
4) 4
5) 13
6) 14
7) 20

1. 24
2. 24
3. 13
4. 13
5. 20
6. 25
7. 14