So,what is appropriate or Traditional for a Kwanza Celebration Feast ??

Just wondering ??

wheel,

red cabbage seeing it was conjured up by a commie prick "

Well, I've got little information on Kwanzaa, nor would I really care to have much knowledge of the holiday. But I would think that an intelligent person would understand the difference between communism and a traditional russian dish.

HATE that group.

Oh.. and for Kwanzaa.... who cares? I celebrate diversity, not racism.

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Fried Chicken

Okra

Greens

BBQ

All good stuff.

They look, and taste, like cat ****.

The Kwanzaa Song

by Tim Meadows

Santa Claus has come and gone,

but don't be sad and blue

'Cause Kwanzaa Timmy's comin',

and soon you'll be comin', too

Tell that fat old bearded dude

he's livin' in the past,

he only knows who's bad or good,

but I know who's been nasty

Kwanzettes:

Hey, Kwanzaa Timmy,

what you gonna give me?

Tim:

I've brought you lots of gifts, girl

Kwanzettes:

Come on, Kwanzaa Timmy,

what you gonna give me?

Tim:

I promise to rock your world!

My gifts to you symbolize our African unity

A mkeka mat, some corn, some wine,

and a booty full of me!

Kwanzaa was founded by Dr. Maulan

actually Maulana Karenga

And like the spirit of the holiday,

I plan to get up all in ya!

Kwanzettes:

Hey, Kwanzaa Timmy,

what you gonna give me?

Tim:

Don't you understand what Kwanzaa's about?

Kwanzettes:

Hey, Kwanzaa Timmy,

what you gonna give me?

Tim:

Look at my eyes, and listen to my mouth

[stops singing]

Umoja, Kujichaguila, Ujima

are the first three Kwanzaa dates

It's also the sound of the bedsprings

while sweet, sweet love we make

The last four days of Kwanzaa

are Ujamaa, Nia, Kuumba, and Imani

[resumes singing]

The next day, tell all your friends

about my sexy Kwanzaa party!

Kwanzettes:

There's no booty-knocking,

'less you fill our stocking

Tim:

Kwanzaa's about giving, not getting

Kwanzettes:

If you wanna sex us,

better bring your Lexus

Tim:

I've got corn, I've got bushels of corn!

Kwanzettes:

Think I know you, Mister;

you knocked up my sister

Tim: [stops singing] Come on, now listen.

Kwan-- This is Kwanzaa,

not Black History Month. You know?

Don't be enslaved by the past, baby!

Break those chains, you know?

Listen, uh, why don't we just, uh,

take my mkeka mat, some wine, some corn,

your 20 dollars and uh,

go back to my place

and get an early start

on this Kwanzaa celebration,

how about it?

Kwanzette #1: All right.

Tim: All right! Colin, you in?

Colin: [greatly enthused] Yes!

Tim and the Kwanzettes:

[resume singing]

Have a happy, sexy Kwanzaa!

LMAO !!

Kwanza Clause,,

lol

wheel,,

Happy New Year

Charlie

"Well, I've got little information on Kwanzaa, nor would I really care to have much knowledge of the holiday. But I would think that an intelligent person would understand the difference between communism and a traditional russian dish."

I'd be will willing to bet there are a slew of traditional russian commie pricks that eat red cabbage. Would your sensibilities have been less offended if I suggested "red" beans and "chi-com" rice?