I am in need of someone who can play a good santa tomorrow. All I need is someone to call and talk to my two youngest. Any takers?

I nominate Tapout

Your caller ID will clearly indicate a non-North Pole area code from me. Sure you can sell it?

I recommend PacMan or RFenst ... right after they've taken some pain meds ...

... or Country can call them and tell them he's running late because of his most recent surgery ...

^

The caller can block their caller-id info. I believe dialilng *68 before dialing the call will block the info for that one call.

(best to dial 611 and ask the operator what the dial code is before attempting, in the event that it's different for your provider or I'm remembering the code incorrectly)

5 was for 3

Isn't there a Santa Customer Service run out of New Delhi? Tell the kids to ignore the accent.

ScottHar

2. Author: HockeyDad Date: 12/23/2008 02:29 PM Reply

I nominate Tapout

That would go over well:

Kids: Hi Santa, we want a Wii for Christmas

Tapout(Santa): I bet you do kids. Here is the problem with that. Because the Wii is in such high demand we run into a problem. You see kids, 98.2% of Wii's are fake. Now I've played the Wii and I'm sure others here have played the Wii too (or so they think). I'd bet none of the stupid FOG's, ahem I mean good boys and girls, have never even laid eyes on a real Wii. Now, I happen to know of a super secret game palace up here in the North Pole that has a real Wii. I also happen to be a member of this palace, but I would never invite you, because you are beneath me.

Kids: Santa? Why are you such a douche?

Tapout(Santa): Oh kids, I'm just being honest. Your dad probably tells you he can get a Wii off of an internet bidding forum. Unfortunately, those Wii's are not even the real Wii's that are manufactured in Japan, I mean uhhhhh the North Pole. you see children, The real Wii's are sent to uber posh shops that sell them at a ridiculous mark up. The Wii's that your dad is finding are merely "swept up scraps" from the manufacturing process.

Kids: Santa you suck!

Tapout(Santa): Thats alright kids, I'm better than you and I have a private game palace to prove it. HO HO Ho Merry Christmas to all and to all a good riddance!!!!!!!

(End scene with Cooper's kids slamming the phone and cursing out Santa)

cooper,

check your email. 🙂

I nominate Wyteyes. Have you seen his pic?

Whoever it is, I recommend you listen in on speakerphone in case you need to cut Santa off real quick and hang up on him. LOL

I got one thanks to Coop!

Make sure he uses his Santa voice, and not his Rod voice.

LOL @ Lou.

Maybe he'll talk in the voice of that gay guy on Family Guy. LMAO

... whoever he is ... he'd better speak Spanish as well ... or the ACLU will be all of his reindeer ass because the illegal children here in America were denied their Santa telephone call ...

Cooper - I'm in for it if you still need a caller..

... just post your telephone number here below so we all have it ...

... we'll start having eggnog about noon tomorrow ... scotch, brandy, irish coffee, etc ... and then .. we'll see your # and "drunk call" you kids and try to act like a Sober Santa:

"... Mewwry Chrwismas chilwen ... you wanna guess what Santa is holdin' in his hand wight now?"

... "did your fawher twell you I was gonna' call you?"

... "what color is your mommy's nightgown .... "

My goatee is white. Does that count?

^ ... I don't have any gray hair down there yet ...

Wyteyes is going to be santa on the phone.....LMAO this will be good!

By looking at his santa pic i can see how this will go!