Oh, I just had to be a little different. Already about 200 Merry Christmas threads posted. Besides, today is Festivus Day.

VictorClaus doesn't know how he feels about you celebrating some sort of competing holiday....

Now THAT'S funny!

WTF is "Festivus"?

Ok. Nevermind, now I know.

Thank you wikipedia, and **** you Jerry Sinfeld.

Damn... you didnt' know what festivus was???

How old are you??? 🙂

#2 VictorClaus, meet the lawyer's best friend...EscapeClaus.

http://tinyurl.com/festivus4gerbil 

I knew it was coming...

I had to look though.

You suck 🙂

^Dammit. That was just for the gerb. Thankfully, I usually have javascripting turned off on my home computer, so I've ducked his lately. You'd think I would learn, but...

NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!

I have the good fortune to work entirely independently. I have the use of a company van and cell phone. Of course, I am entrusted with our company's assets as well as protecting and growing our business by ensuring our customers are taken care of.

My boss called me today. I'm getting a raise. Totally unsolicited. Out of the blue.

IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!

And a jolly festivus metastasized tumor to those that it applies.

#10 You know what that means. A round of super premiums for everyone!

Shrinkage !

Jerry tell her about SHRINKAGE !!!!!

wheel,

RE #6

Older than you by about 4 years. I just don't watch much TV.

RE #7

No, I'm not kidding. Please see #14.

RE #9

I work for Richard. What are you going to post that I haven't seen a bazillion times already?

Ya damn old fogey.

I'm glad I'm only 25.

25?

Oh ****, then it's a lot more than four years. More like over three times that...

PS:

PUNK.

PPS:

;-)