Gag reflex kicking in:

"The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games." --Washington Post reporter Eli Zaslow on Barack Obama's workout habits

That should give RICKAMAVEN ample material to fantasize with.

^ Being groomed for romance novels

I suspect that periodicals like the New York Times will be come something like the Penthouse Forum when it comes to the slavish erotic-Obama-isim.

Many liberals will be having multiple Obamasims daily over the next four years.

May Dear Leader be exalted in his many forms.

Rickamaven went on the nutri-system diet so that he could look as good as mambo man! How you making out on your diet shorty?

JonR