A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an

unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug),

which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back

home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by

taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with

me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him

again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a

few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against

the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to

Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box:

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f*ing shoes!!!"

In case you missed the question on the other thread??

NeWcS, how old are you?? you act younger then my 15 yr old... my guess is your around 18 possibly??

Hog

Oh, I didnt know it was a real question. I thought you were making a statement.

Im old enough, Im old enough to be your 15yr olds Dad.

sugar daddy...

"Oh, I didnt know it was a real question. I thought you were making a statement.

Im old enough, Im old enough to be your 15yr olds Dad."

Typical Democrat way of avoiding the question ;0)

Hog

Typical republican.....an A$$-Hole!!!!

:-)

LMAO.... I'll add that one to my collection and I'm still waiting on your answer??

Hog

Hey newcs,

As a favor do you think you could keep the swearing down to a minimum? Thanks.

So Hog, are we starting an age pool here? If so I'm in for oh, let's see...... maybe 11 years old. A fairly well-versed 11 year old, but still an 11 year old.

I think he's 16 going on 21 know's everything been smok'n for 20 years and has to many shoe's and not enough hat's...

And his socks are too loose.