What a load of bunk. Had one for lunch today and the only thing angry is me for actually being duped into buying it. Look it up and boy if it doesn't look tasty. Big fried onions hanging over a large slab of meat bursting with jalepenos, tomatoes and hunk of pepper jack cheese and some curly lettuce. Oh, and this stuff called angry sauce.

I call bull****! I got a beef patty looked like it was pressed between some fat guys thighs slapped on a bun that must have come from behind the broiler. The wilted-ass lettuce must have been picked off a week old salad that they couldn't get rid of, two, count em, two picked scab size pieces of jalepeno, some lame onions and bacon with some secret sauce and barely jack **** amount of pepper jack cheese.

I was expecting a fire suit clad bomb technician to bring me a burger wrapped in an asbestos bag on an oven brick dolly. I fully expected to sign a hold-harmless waiver. I had a fresh pack of Tums on standby. When I noticed that my recyled paper bag didn't immediatly burst into flames and spontaneously combust Hevandro the illegal alien serving me my meal, I knew something was askew.

You've all seen the commercial where the guy is wringing out jalepeno juice over the onion field and then you have that dork screaming in the restraunt about how hot his burger is? More bull****. The cinnamon hearts that I got in grade school on valentines day had more heat. This was more midly irritating than angry. I have a feeling that the only thing angry about this burger is the angry **** I'll be taking later this evening.

Suffice to say, I shant be purchasing the somewhat perturbed burger again.

bassards!

Argh I was hoping it was good. I love spicy burgers.

IMO, Wendy's spicy Chicken was much better.

YUCK burger slop. The King SUX!

lmaorotfl......

I just can't eat any of that crap anymore. Hell I rarely eat red meat at all anymore much less horseburgers.

YACK!

And you finished that thing?!?

I had something similar happen at a Toca Bell. I forget what it was, but I took it back to the counter and kindly insisted it look like the 5' photo poster hanging on the window or give me my money back. They gave me my money back and said I could just keep it.

fast food = crap?

Who knew?

Agree w/ #4, and their buffalo chicken sandwich is/was tastey (is it still offered?), but it was waaay too messy to eat while driving.

As for the ads vs. the actual product...I would never expect the real thing be anything like the ads, especially in fast food (I know you just wanted to rant how bad it was). As far as BK goes, you gotta stick with the basics. A regular burger, chicken sandwich, etc, but one time I did order a chicken sandwich, and when I got home I opened it and there was NO CHICKEN ON IT! I went back, and told them...they thought it was funny (GRRRRRR). BK had another sandwich I tried. I forget what it was, but I think it was a spicey chicken sandwich. All it was was a fried piece of chicken with a big glob of (supposedly) spicey mayo dripping off of it....horrible. At least Wendy's spicey chicken is baked in and not a mess of mayonaise that's supposed to be spicey.

It's hot in Minnesota and Vermont, maybe Michigan.

Fork the **** King. Lost my appetite for all that horse crap many moons ago.

For a burger I always.....

and I mean ALLLLWaysssssss get a Whataburger with jalapeños.

Custom made to order burgers with lots of jalapeños.

Morning biscuit is a sausage egg and cheese, add jalapeños.

Only chicken sammiwich I eat is Chic-fill-a on wheat.

For the prices these burger in a box places get you can go to a Chinese buffet.

By the way, thanks for the head up.

That is a slick ad and gets you wondering.......

Now we know the rest of the story!

Rule of thumb.......If you HAVE to get fast food, stick with the basics. Assembling a sandwich with multiple ingredients is above the skill set of the fast food crowd.

Order from the value menu......the original McDonald's cheeseburger is still delicious and you can get about four of them for the price of one of the "specialty" crap-wiches.

Same with Taco Bell........stick with the standard taco on a hard shell, or the bean burrito.

I haven't ordered from BK in some time, so I have no recommendation.

Maybe just maybe, you got one where the ' onion' escaped!?! Try again and ask if the onion has been tortured.

Whataburger with jalapenos is a Fine burger.... Double of course...

For fast food Carl's Jr can't be beat. Although I think they are only on the West coast??

Probuilt, if you like Chic-fil-a, try the southern style chicken sandwich from McD's. They are very similar (if not almost the same sandwich)...however, I don't think you can get wheat bun at McD's.

Tanks....

but I must avoid finding any products I like at Mikey D's cause they are two blocks. Chick-fil-a is a fricking drive.

Keeps me honest.

Fast food is an addiction I must avoid.

My name is probuilder and I have eaten tons of shameful , high calorie, low taste crap.

#1 "I call bull****! I got a beef patty looked like it was pressed between some fat guys thighs..."

Hey! I worked hard on that. Plus, I showered first.

#14 Gotta agree with you there. Taco Bell is in danger of becoming another Sizzler/Jack in the Crack "creature of the week" menu place. They have six basic ingredients, yet it seems like each week they are trying to slap together some combination of them in a new way and foist it off on us. I don't need a taco inside of a different taco. If I did, I'd have ordered each of the two to begin with, and put them together myself.

BTW, I did try a Ronald Burger spicy chicken sammich last week, simply because they had those and Big Macs on sale. It was actually pretty good. Not super hot, but some decent spice to it. Pretty amazing, because the clown usually tries to keep things mild and boring.