Key West.....circa 1989....."The Pirate's Cove" I believe it was called.
My friends.......three of us, made a trip down in my VW bus. We had very little money and slept in the bus through the trip. For some reason, we had no problem getting beers and got quite drunk on margaritas at Gringo's Cantina (which is another story and is pretty funny). Afterwards we found some canned beer somewhere and were stumbling around Duvall Street.
We walked up this dangerous looking place with a pirate on the door....walked up the steps to the door man.....a big black guy.
"Hey man....you twenty one??"
"ummmmmmmm"........holding a beer can I glance at it.
"OK....but you gotta leave that beer outside"
We downed our beers and went in.
I don't remember much except for one thing.
One of the ladies stuck matches in her nipples and lit them as she danced on the bar.
My friend Russel, who NEVER smoked in his life and really despised cigarettes screamed at me....
"DUUUUUUUDE.............GIVE ME A CIGARETTE"
(then he lit it from her tits).