Memphis, TN. 12/08/08
Memphis Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Mississippi River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on ****, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his butthole.
The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
