I mean flatulence, of course...

I'm pretty proud of myself. I ran some errands today and grossed out people in Best Buy, Costco, WalMart, Pet Smart AND Stater Bros.

I was crop dusting like a MoFo. My wife was with me in Best Buy and Costco, but she insisted I drop her off at home before continuing my spree. Ostensibly so she could put some groceries away, but we all know why she wanted out...

8^)

Hey cropduster, give me a ring, or pick up yo phone!

Well, that explains the story I was just reading over on CNN.com, "Entire City of San Diego Shut Down Due to Poisonous Gas Attack".

http://www.cnn.com/ohholy ****deargodpleasekillmenow

Shawn makes me proud to be AMERICAN !@

#2 - Let's just go to his house and ring his doorbell tomorrow, if all else fails his wife will probably let us in for some grub!

^I AM cooking beef stew tomorrow. Crock pot style.

I talked to Mike, Ryan. I'll see you douche nozzles there.

^ Suh-weet! I'll be there a little after 5.

*threadjack off*

Now back to the real topic... You my friend, are disgusting LMAO!

It is called "Blasting."

#7 you can't talk....my garage is still crying.

Shawn, it's douche rockets©

Listen SIR! if you give her any crap ( No Pun intended) I will have to drag your ass up north and kick it from one end of the Deck to the other 😉

Missed you at Alberts buddy

Rob

1. Author: MACS Date: 01/15/2009 07:38 PM Reply

I mean flatulence, of course...

I'm pretty proud of myself. I ran some errands today and grossed out people in Best Buy, Costco, WalMart, Pet Smart AND Stater Bros.

I was crop dusting like a MoFo. My wife was with me in Best Buy and Costco, but she insisted I drop her off at home before continuing my spree. Ostensibly so she could put some groceries away, but we all know why she wanted out...

8^)

Gasoline has jumped 40 cents in the last week . . .

Oil is hovering around $35 a barrell . . .

Go Figure . . .

one time in band camp....

NO...really , one time at H.E.B. grocery store ...i started fartin & my X & brother ran !!

i was laughin & runnin after them

farting like a machine gun !! the more i laughed

the more i farted !!

EBB

Brings to mind...

Two guys in a domed stadium

One guy farts...

Everybody knows who did it.