When you are especially gassy, what song does your sphincter "sing" best?

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I like to fart the theme song for Mission Impossible.

'pink panther'

I woke up at 2am and dropped a load. It was quickly followed by mostly water (from the same orifice).

Did that a few more times since then... had a PB and banana sammich on toast to try to stop me up and did it again about 20 minutes ago.

I'm afraid to fart, man.

What is my negro doing up so early?

Well golly gee MACS, thanks for sharing.

Uhhhh... hello? I just explained that.

I'm askeered to sleep, too. Might **** mah'sef.

(chuckle)

The guy is in the navy for 19 years, in the Persian Gulf twice, spends time on Baghdad and Falluhja, ..... .... And is afraid of ****ting himself in his bed in SoCal.

Wowsers.

MACS, serves you right for "confiscating" that pruno.

I've been playing Chuck Mangione's, "Feel so Good" lately - long notes followed up by quick short ones.

Excuse me. I was in the gulf THREE times.

I have officially **** out my intestines. It is now a straight shot from my stomach to my ass hole.

I need a gallon of gatorade and 2 gallons of kaopectate, stat!

^dang MAC...me too...what is up?!

I have no idea. It finally stopped, though. Maybe the PB and banana sammich did the trick?

I'm not sure WTF happened. I woke up at 2am with a stomach ache. Thought I was going to barf, so I took a few tums to neutralize the acid. Next thing I know, I'm taking the browns to the superbowl and listening to muddy waters at the same time.

It was followed by several more episodes. I was drinking water, trying to keep up. When it finally stopped, I showered and went back to bed to get the sleep that was interrupted.

I'm hungry as hell now!

LMAO. I woke up that way. I think my cold took a turn or my noob body couldn't handle the LFD I had last night. That was interesting. I don't drink, so I hadn't felt like that in a long time. I'm not sure if I'm safe yet...ran out of bananas and oatmeal. Had rice. Coworkers told me last week that the cold they had did that. Everyone be warned...

That happened to me a few weeks back MACS. Gastro illness heading around lately. Dont fight it, it hits back harder lol. All I did for about a day and a half was stay hydrated.

will keep that in mind

I just farted, so I think the worst is over.

Kinda sounded like the opening theme to Star Wars.

The movie Blazing Saddles comes to mind for some reason