Me?

A couple pounds of chipped ham

A bunch of sliced onions

relish

ketchup

Cook the onions in butter until translucent.

Add the ham.....cook on medium heat for a while.

Add some relish and ketchup.

Cook until the ketchup is reduced and the mixture is somewhat dry.

(Add hot sauce, pepper, etc to taste)

Eat on soft buns.

Awesome.