Thought you'd like this one:
George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell, where
the
devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the
devil. "You're on my list,but I have no room for you. You definitely
have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got
three
folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go,
but
you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large
pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and
over again. Such was his fate in hell. "No!", George said. "I don't
think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that
all
day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledge
hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time
after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I
would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day,"
said George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying
on
the floor with his arms folded behind his head, and his legs staked
in
a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinski, doing what she
does best.George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and
finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and
said.......... OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
