Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn’t she, Gus ?”
“Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn’t she, that’s why
the bitch’s mustache is so motherf**ker thick !”
“‘Cos you shaved the bitch down
and taught it to speak !”
“I know a motherf**kin’ Bigfoot when I see one !”
“You bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus ?
On my children ?”
The bitch can’t talk, she can’t walk the fryer steps !
She’s not trained well, Gus !”
She can not walk steps. I bet she
climb the f**k out a tree though, don’t she, Gus ?”
“Doesn’t she ? Doesn’t she ?”
“But you had to bring her out here !”
F**k her ! And your motherf**ker children?
They’re Bigfeet too ! They’re half Bigfoot, Gus.
“Cos the m.f. is yrs old and have afros inches long.”
“They’re little hairy m.f. just like their mother.”
Look at the motherf**kers, you know
how I found out they was bigfoot?
When I took your kids fishing last week.
I put the motherf**kers in the boat Gus.
And I took the worm and I put it on the hooks.
And they both sat there,
and put the poles down in the boat.
And slammed their face in the water, for mins.
And I think what the **** are these kids doin.
Then they start movin their heads like this
and the motherf**kers come up with fish.
I jumped back and said can you believe this
motherf**kin ****.
Then kid took the fish out of his mouth,
looked at his brother and said: “Guni gugu !”
“I said, what the f**k is going on here ?”
