and who would you LIKE too.....

gunfire erupts during foiled breast heist--Big Chief killed...

As much as I like talking to people, I'll probably have a stroke, and then die of pnemonia.

God has a sense of humor. Stopping me from talking and finishing my breathing would be ironic.

You'd have to laugh.

I hope to have a massive Heart attack at age 95 while getting laid,,,

right as I finish,,,,

wheel,

(Some 6'5" Black guy banging Wheel's old ass in a nursing home)

It is untelling.

Most likely in some sort of dumb ass way, me doing something that I knew better then to try to do....

If I could pick the way I die, anything that was painless..... I am sure that it will not go down that way.....

wstakelin

^

Drinkin this early ??

lol,

wheel,,

No, I can be irreverent (or is it irrelevant) sober too.

^

You're sober dreaming of Black Homos ??

Wow just Wow !!

Have a drink fast !!

wheel,

Who said the black guy banging you in the nursing home is a homo?

The homo part is 100% out of your imagination.

Uh,,,,

I'll probably drown.

shot by a young jelous husband whlie in my golden years

My dad died in his sleep from a heart attack, so that might be the way I will die. I hope I die from helping some one but it just might be a motorcycle accident from a stupid driver. I am looking at an operation for my back injury, some kind of complication in the hospital?

...funny you should ask. I just lost a great friend last week from a stroke. Had a stroke on Tuesday and passed away on Friday. They could not control the swelling on his brain as it started on tle left side and worked it's way around to the other side.

He was a HEAVY smoker and drinker who went cold turkey two years ago. His Dr. told him if he didn't quit NOW he would be dead in 6 months. Guess in the end it gave him another two years.

Would not wanna go like that.

Give me the quiet, sleepy kind of passing.

Shot in the back while going out a bedroom window by a guy at minimum young enough to be my grandson, preferably great grandson, caught banging his wife who still had a smile on her face. Make that a smile on both of our faces.

I would think Heart attack with my family history.I'm 42 now and would guess I'll make it to 60 max.Males in my family tend to die young.

-Baldy-

Slumped over my keyboard, expired after reading predictable and boring drivel posted by dumbheads picking toejam outta their feet once a month.

I shall wear Depends to catch the inevitable release, and I bequeath those stained and pleasantly odoriferous undergarments to the Hosers Pitstop Desert Museum outside Phoenix.

One thing...think kindly when remembering me. Thanks.

"Yo...hold my drink and watch this"

nuff said?

Home Invasion . . .