A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him.

"Hi there, My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.

What's your name?" she asked.

He said,

"B. J. Titsengolf."

LOL

But I actually thought this thread was aimed at me somehow, as those are my initials

-Bradley J. Thompson

^That's okay. I thought the thread was about a sandwich. Bacon, jelly and tomato.

dang boy you'll eat bacon with anything

^ who wouldn't?

Bacon...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

hey now I have an idea! I do have those sometimes. Even those of us with inferior intelligence can come up with ways to Boooooooooomb your butt

I can't smoke cigars out of my butt...but I hear Pablo can!

pablo, are you going to put up with that? send him bacon

LMAO...edsbar60 would know that because ?

he's demented

well I'm sure glad he wasn't there, that would have been embarrassing...

I think he had a vision

grandeur or loveliness ?

you best ask him that

...That's okay. I thought the thread was about a sandwich. Bacon, jelly and tomato.....

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i thought it was bacon, jalapeno, and tomato.....

yum

go to food city and get some menonita cheese from behind the counter and make a grilled BJT......you will thank me.

do you like ranchero cheese? It's kinda like the cheese we ate in Colombia for breakfast with arepas. yUm

I will get some menonita and get back to you. I hadn't noticed it before and almost bought it last week. Funny that you mention it.

i'm not a big fan of ranchero or queso fresco. menonita is probably my fav....it is kinda like jack but with a little more flavor and sharpness. i also like oaxaca...it is like mozz string cheese. make a quesadilla with the menonita,fresh roasted green chilli, and some HARD CORE corn tortillas then eat with slice avocado and lime.....AGAIN you will thank me.