Sent Todd an invitation to the ranks fo the East Txas Irregulars a while back... got a reply today, not sure what to make of it! There's a bottle of JBs FatBoy Rub, gonna see if momma is willin' to try it out on me when she gets in tonight. A 12 ga, 2 3/4" shotgun shell lighter, a snakeskin 2 stick travel case...don't think I'm supposed to shoot the case with the lighter. A monkey fart candle for when momma rubs me down, a guillotine cutter and Las Vegas wallet...yeah MT. And most worrisome of all a single white glove... my daughter says "Mr Maddox mugged Micheal!" I tried putting the glove on for smoking purposes...It won't fit, but I ain't gonna quit.
Somehow Todd managed to sneak some smokes into this mixed managery of boot:
Legends black, white and purple...enjoying the purple now. Got a Blue Label(new2me), Vega Terlanga Corojo(also new) and a Tierra del Sol to mix the flavors up.
Todd I need some help here, Momma rubs me down(yeah I'm a fatboy)by monkey fart scented candlelight, lit with a 12ga lighter, then puts on the white glove and grabs my (empty) Vegas wallet....or am I just delusional?
