BUT WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYBODY ELSE DRINK DECAF!

I SHOULD BE ABLE TO WALK INTO A GROCERY STORE, PICK UP A POUND OF COFFEE WITHOUT HAVING TO READ THE DAMNED FINE PRINT.

NOW I HAVE A POUND OF DECAF COFFEE IN MY HOUSE! TOMORROW MORNING IS GOING TO SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

LOLZCATZ!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP YELLIN' AT ME!

Dude.

You need decaf.

Trust me.

There should be no decaf coffee, people who drink decaf coffee might as well drink plain boiled water. I bet those same people drink "near-beer".

JonR

JonR for President!

^troo dat boo.

You scared me when you said "boo".

(drying my tears)

B bb ut, I'm okay now.