Double D
21 years ago
PITA has issued an all-points bulletin for the culprit pictured above, in conjunction with his slaughter of yesterday innocent geese in flight.

He goes by the name of John F. Kerry, but is know by his friends and acquaintances under many aliases, including Mr. Flip-Flop, Flipper, The Gigolo, the Most Liberal Man In the US Senate, among others.

A reward of 2 granola bars will be issued for the successful capture and conviction of this hideous criminal.

If you know the whereabouts of this man, call 1-800-TREE-HUGGER immediately.

DD
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abennett23
21 years ago
I'm huntin wabbits---------Elmer Fudd
briguy151
21 years ago
now thats an insult to elmer....
snowwolf777
21 years ago
That was a hurry up set-up photo op they had to put together after the two recent hunting stories made him look like a door knob. I don't think it helped him one iota with the sportsmen of this country. He'd have been better off windsurfing or snowboarding again.
EI
  • EI
  • Herf-A-Holic
21 years ago
Hey!!! isn't that one of those shotguns he wants banned?

And the camo isn't working we can still see him
Double D
21 years ago
Correction: should be PETA, not PITA, but I kinda like referring to PETA as PITA...makes them sound even more insignificant than they already are!!

DD
RICKAMAVEN
21 years ago
little people argue about little things.
tommyt99
21 years ago
Of all things to kill, a goose that floats in the water. This F-in prick is a slime and so are all in his party.
eleltea
21 years ago
How long since he's given that frump a goose?
Skatty2hotty
21 years ago
I belong to P.E.T.A

P(eople) E(ating) T(astey) A(nimals)
Double D
21 years ago
tommyt99 & RICKAMAVEN

Don't be dissin' the plight of the poor, innocent goose and the work of the nut-cases at PETA...if they catch wind of your troublesome mockery, PETA-wackos may show up at your house and splash it with fake goose blood...a symbol of the suffering incurred by the poor goose at the hands of that goose-murderer and gigolo, Mr. Flip-Flop.

DD
RDC
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  • Herf-A-Holic
21 years ago
DID KERRY HAVE A HUNTING LICENSE?!?!?!?!

If not, he is a criminal and should be arrested!!!!!!
BeatDragon
21 years ago
Looks like that shiny new jacket might still have the price tag on it.

RDC
  • RDC
  • Herf-A-Holic
21 years ago
ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If would have done this the libs would be screaming bloody murder, double standards...
rophoto
21 years ago
Nothing taste better than goose on a pita with some Tzatziki sauce
THL
  • THL
  • Herf-A-Holic
21 years ago
Beat's got it right. Just a last minute attempt to ingratiate himself with a demographic group that's not otherwise inclined to vote for him. I wonder how many times he's been hunting in the last 10 years.
JonR
21 years ago
kerry has been "hunting" for the Presidency since Viet Nam.

JonR
Charlie
21 years ago
This little murder treck will not yeild him any votes from the gun owners and hunters of America! They probalby tied the poor goose to a stake for Big John to shoot it~!

Charlie
turnberry
21 years ago
I'll bet that is the last time his nice color coordinated goose garb sees the light of day.
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