Crashes I will miss you all.

BTW US Airlines.......

Airways . . .

It's US Airways . . .

(study the safety-card in the seat-back-pocket)

Like it matters Jet if we land in the Hudson!

Landing in the Hudson ain't jack anymore. I done seen it done.

Well, since you're on the West Coast, start thinking Colombia River . . .

Not, The Hudson . . .

Bye.....................

...in the event of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device. If you find your seat cushion is not buoyant enough, look for a Texan lady with enormous artificial boobs and a back brace - she'll float"

LoL ! ! !

NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick...run up to the cockpit and see if Capt. Sully is flyin'...if he is...sit down and enjoy the ride. You might be on TV. If not, start drinking!

I hate flying--where you going, GRM?

Well I made it to Phoenix. Now to Chi town.

Sure is nice here it is 65!

Hi Cooper!

I'm waving from Tempe!

Look for me when I take off!

Any problem checking the rig in ????

cool..... meet a cute stewardess?

Ok, Cooper...still waving

what time do you take off? I can see planes from our home

dang we are close to the airport too...oh well they don't let you smoke anywhere in there anyway, do they? LOL

How many of those little bottles have you had?

Almost missed the plane! WOW that was close! I'm glad I don't live here it is too HOT!!!!!

Wheels up at 115 local time!