A lady told her husband she wanted to get breast implants. The husband said it was to expensive and he suggested she try wiping toiletpaper between her boobs for a month. After a month she told her husband that it wasn't working. He said, "well it sure worked for your assssssss!!!! 🙂

Moronic

lol...

Somehow I doubt my wife would find much humor in this. . . womenz seem to be a little touchy sometimes! But, I suppose it's hard to argue about the logic in it.

course, she could just put on a quick 50 or so pounds - they'd get bigger.

My wife lost a bunch of weight recently which is awesome. Unfortuantely, she shrunk down on top. So far, she has refused all my offers to have them restored to their rightful size.

Rich. I just had the same problem. It's funny how when you gain weight it goes all over but when you lose it it all comes off the boobs.

Dave dissapeared !

No Jack....just lost a little weight.