Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

Charlie

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I dream of this each day.......

How can you spot the difference between a regular canine and a Rez dog?

Throw each one in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.

The regular canine should come out tender and moist.

The Rez dog will come out with a towel wrapped around his waist saying, "Dang that was a good sweat!"

rez dogs also look both ways before crssing the road...