jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:33:00 PM
... we'll leave this one to Jade, ScottHar, and Neo ...
Ram27
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:34:00 PM
You sure ???
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:36:00 PM
.... who else is sick enough to jump in bed with a midget and a female bodybuilder at the same time?

... besides ... ScottHar should be able to contribute something to this post ... maybe he can have his oral-fixated bikini model make a few posts when he's busy ...

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:37:00 PM
^ ... and Neo has nothing better to do than try and 'snipe' a "500" post ...

... remember ... he's a Preacher ... he only works one day a week ... 🙂

(j/k Neo ... and this is for the others ... Neo knows I only jest)

neopuritan
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:40:00 PM
You hurt my feelings...[sniff]

Stop it!

nine999
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:43:00 PM
whats wrong with jumping in bed with a midget and a female bodybuilder at the same time?

nine

ScottHar
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:49:00 PM
PLUS, getting with a hot midget girl makes your junk look HUGE!

(And there's a ton of jokes: "Are you up for this?" "I've got a tall order for you," "That was short and sweet -- I usually last longer," etc.)

ScottHar

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:54:00 PM
^ ... it was more fun when Grandma used to help me go pee-pee when I was little ... her hands couldn't stop shaking ... 🙂
J.Redleg
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:54:00 PM
LOL!

Maybe we could do a TV show about this thread! Hell it can't be that bad an idea. We've already got midgets and fem-bods.

All we need is a cranky old guy...where can we find one of them? A couple of smark alec pervs.

AND VIOLA! We've got a show.

(I want production credits and 3% of gross)

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:55:00 PM
^ ... I nominate ScottHar of JackConrad
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:56:00 PM
... and I'll volunteer to be the "stunt" **** for the midget ... it'll look huge!!!
chiefburg
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:01:00 PM
#8 - Are you sure your Grandma wasn't related to Herbert (aka Family Guy)? Did she have a dog named Jesse??? Sounds a wee bit (no pun intended) suspicious to me. . .
herfsnipe
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:05:00 PM
Let the bodies hot the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor!

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:06:00 PM
^ ... pleading the 5th ... (it was a roleplay with the babysitter)
J.Redleg
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:07:00 PM
But Jimmy, this is a tv show. The only sex scene will be the dog humping someone's leg.

(shrug)

Ok, Jimmy wants to be the chiwawa's sex double. So be it. The Rottweiller will not be pleased.

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:17:00 PM
^... dramawhore ... you know I prefer the English Mastiff over a French Poodle anyday ...
J.Redleg
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:26:00 PM
The Chiwawa and the Rott tested well. The Mastiff came across limp.
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:27:00 PM
^... you want to meet Mojo? I'll waive the stud fees ...
rfenst
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:45:00 PM
Jimmy, you still rum-ing?
8trackdisco
Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:53:00 PM
Midgets is not the preferred nomenclature. They prefer to be called Puny Punks.

Learn to be a little more sensitive.

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