jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, February 16, 2009 10:14:00 AM
Author unknown:

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the backyard was like it used to be.... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see...Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'Old Glory' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

bloody spaniard
Monday, February 16, 2009 10:37:00 AM
Illegals are beginning to go back.

Jobs are vanishing and some states, California being the major exception, are beginning to curtail public services...

Hoss
Monday, February 16, 2009 12:45:00 PM
I'm shocked you just didn't blow the birds away one at a time with that gun you got that can make...what is it? 3 holes in one person?
big chief
Monday, February 16, 2009 12:48:00 PM
LOL--I got like 4 bird feeders...
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, February 16, 2009 12:58:00 PM
Hoss ... you have to be more specific ... I own several guns that can make 3" holes ... LOL
herfsnipe
Monday, February 16, 2009 2:13:00 PM
I'm gonna guess his comment was rhetorical, not referring to a specific weapon, but just one in general.
Hoss
Monday, February 16, 2009 2:36:00 PM
You own several guns huh? Lemme guess. You're one of these guys...

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, February 16, 2009 3:29:00 PM
^... hardly ... but your attempt at humor is pretty pathetic ...

- trying to make fun of disabled war veterans?

... it's apparent that you're a much smaller man of lesser integrity with lesser values than I originally thought ...

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, February 16, 2009 3:40:00 PM
... and while you're at it ...

... please post a link to the 3" hole comments? I don't recall ever saying/typing that on here ... nor do I recall ever pulling your chain ...

(the ignorance and stupidity of some people will never cease to amaze me; that's why I choose to ignore most)

jackconrad
Monday, February 16, 2009 4:01:00 PM
My Bird is My Living..
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, February 16, 2009 4:51:00 PM
.. the circle is about the mouse ...
herfsnipe
Monday, February 16, 2009 8:20:00 PM
Dude, I think he's just yankin' yer chain. And yer fallin' for it.
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Monday, February 16, 2009 8:23:00 PM
^ ... take a lot more than that to yank my chain ... so I just call it like I see it ...