There just is no other way to describe it. I will post a picture of the crime once my fingers stop bleeding, and I can pick the pieces of my mailbox out of my eyes.

You feeling better today? You were walking around mumbling last night. LMAO

No. I had to tape a pencil to my nose and bang my head against my keyboard to type.

LMAO!

C'mon it wasn't that bad.

LOL...he does hit pretty damn hard.

I really didn't expect a hit like this, and I still don't know what the hell I did to get slapped. It is one hell of a selection of cigars. I will enjoy every single one of them, and I am deeply humbled by your generosity.

Torp you called my bluff.

I don't send out too many packages, but when I do...

Linc - good to see you! A great botl to me when I first startedh here.

This should be a good picture. Can you use the pencil on your forehead to post a pic?

NINE

Glad to see FGM is still finding this so funny.

I want to see him light them with his pencil

Haaaa........U silly Bastid!!

I just want to hear what the conversation between torpedo and his wife was like. He told her that he wasn't buying anymore cigars and then this mailbox stuffer showed up.

"But, honey!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I posted a pic of the hit.