They are neat little animals, I like all beavers......red ones, brunette ones, blonde ones....

Charlie

Charlie

and she shows it off to all her friends.

One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,

So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Along came Lou with the old baboon

And said "Recognize that smell?"

"Smells like seven layers,

That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans

And he travelled with the carnival shows.

He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars

And he candied up his nose.

He got wind of the big brown beaver

So he though he'd take himself a peek,

But the beaver was quick

And grabbed him by the kiwis.

Now he ain't pissed for a week.

(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,

And she stuck him up in the air.

Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver

And I wish I did have a pair."

Now the beaver onces slept for seven days

And it gave us all an awful fright.

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch

And the **** tried to bite me.

Wynona loved her big brown beaver

And she stroked him all the time.

She pricked her finger one day and it

Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

josh

An old lady Kissing a wet beaver,,,

My eyes,My eyes.....

wheel,

#4, LOL

I swear.

I bought a can for my cat and decided I wanted to see what beaver tastes like.

I literally almost puked. Couldn't spit that stuff our fast enough.

Then it occured to me: If beaver was good meat, people would eat it. People eat squirrels and possums but you never hear of folks eating beaver meat. There is a good reason.

We have to hire a trapper at our lake every couple of years because they cut down every tree in site. Large or small!

They will also destroy the integrity of a dam, QUICK!

I can't stand the critters, and hunt them with a vengence!