I'm a masochist bent to the will of Bill Gates. Macs are just another form of Affluent White Guy techie one upsmanship. Don't bother arguing with me about their technical superiority or the oppressive world domination agenda of Microsoft. All true. All Irrelevant. The PC and windows are what the working man deserves from "The Man" who calls the tune.
The truth is that the mass of humanity is not worthy of Mac technology, It's God's will that we endlessly click on "temporarily allow pop-ups from this effing site". Only the arrogant pricks that believe they are worthy (without any real substantiation mind you) buy MAC's. These are the same dickweeds that buy bufugly Toyota Priuses, put "Starfleet Academy" bumper stickers on them, and exude a palpable sense of Sharper Image superiority and moral righteousness.
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I certify that I am not drunk off my ass on Wild Turkey while posting this message. Flame away Mac ****.