A class room of 2nd graders in a small rural Texas community were given a test; one of the questions on the test was

Name the four seasons

3/4 of the students in the class answered

1. Deer 2. Turkey 3. Dove and 4. Duck

You have to love the kids in rural america

What happened to fishin season?

^That's not a season...That's a way of life.....

^what about football season?

When I look out my window,

Many sights to see.

And when I look in my window,

So many different people to be

That it's strange, so strange.

You've got to pick up every stitch,

You've got to pick up every stitch,

You've got to pick up every stitch,

Mm, must be the season of the witch

,

Must be the season of the witch, yeah,

Must be the season of the witch.

When I look over my shoulder,

What do you think I see ?

Some other cat looking over

His shoulder at me

And he's strange, sure he's strange.

You've got to pick up every stitch,

You've got to pick up every stitch,

Beatniks are out to make it rich,

Oh no, must be the season of the witch,

Must be the season of the witch, yeah,

Must be the season of the witch.

You've got to pick up every stitch,

The rabbits running in the ditch,

Beatniks are out to make it rich,

Oh no, must be the season of the witch,

Must be the season of the witch,

Must be the season of the witch.

When I look.

When I look out my window,

What do you think I see ?

And when I look in my window,

So many different people to be

It's strange, sure it's strange.

You've got to pick up every stitch,

You've got to pick up every stitch,

The rabbits running in the ditch,

Oh no, must be the season of the witch,

Must be the season of the witch, yeah,

Must be the season of the witch.

When I look, when I look

Hey what about Fishin season ?