Ooooff...

So the gf and I decide to check out a different club last night, someplace we'd never been before.

Well... we down a couple drinks before heading out (while watching battlestar galactica of course), get to this small club around midnight. The place is a cutsie basement club, done up to look like an airplane on the inside. Little LCD "windows" with clouds going by. All the waitresses/female bartenders are dressed in naughty flight attendant outfits... Smells a little dank, really crowded.

Well, we discovered a little gem. The bartender has this naughty little stewardess outfit on, boobs just hanging the hell out. Very cute girl. And POURS LIKE A CHAMP! The belvedere and tonics were mostly belvedere. Which is good, because they're pricey as hell.

Anyway, $100 in alcohol later, we stumble out... drunkenly get ourselves some burgers at fuddrukers (at 3:00am).... and pour ourselves back into a cab to go home.

The gf takes a header getting out of the cab and skins her knee... she starts bawling like a 3rd grader over something that's barely bleeding. After I clean it and put a bandaid on it, apparently she went and took a bath.

This morning I found a butter knife by the bathroom. I seem to remember her locking herself in the bathroom and having to open it up.

At 1pm I still have a hangover.

Toss a couple of raw eggs in a blender toss in some ice, tabasco and vanilla with a good creme soda, blend this mess and drink it............you will forget the hangover....bourbon is optional.

Charlie

So

Whats The problem?????

Charming story

Thats us...

charming.

:)

^ LOL! (True)

Almost like an episode of Lassie.

Timmy's mom falls. Lassie comforts her & then later saves her from drowning in the tub.

Drink loads of water, Victor.

Hope the g/f's ok. Do you you know where she is?

Was there blood on the butter knife?

Hehehe...

I wish. I'd never be lucky enough to kill her in a drunken stupor. 🙂

She had to drag her #ss in to lab when we got up. Needed to check on some colonies. I laughed at her.

You cruel, unfeeling bastid.

No wonder she loves you.

That and your hip hop moves on the dance floor. LOL!

Well... its always a good night when you don't remember everything that happened until you find little visual clues. First aid kit on the coffee table... butter knife by the bathroom.

She's a bit pissed about scuffing the hell out of her heels. Damn things weren't cheap.

I was about ready to gut her with the butter knife last night. As she was bawling about her skinned knee she kept crying and saying it was my fault, because I was supposed to help her walk.

Where was I? Giving the cab driver $$. 🙂

Hell, last weekend was just as bad. We're at some bar with a friend and a guy she knew. We all get completely ripped, because she's friends with the bartender. We get home and drink and smoke some cigars. Around 4:30, we pull out the sofa bed so my friend and her guy can sleep it off.

We find out the next morning she'd just met the dude that afternoon. He's chief of staff for some congressman....

Did you check to see if anything was missing?

Charlie

Nothing was missing... Since he's involved in politics, I'm surprised.

It did occur to me however. I'd forgotten that my friend is a bit of a tramp. 🙂 Never know how long she's known a guy for.

Sounds like you had fun anyways.

I just can't drink like that anymore. The hangovers are just too rough and I can't seem to recover nearly as quickly as I used to. The last time I did that it took me two days to recover. Of course, the alcohol intake was wayyyy over the top.

I guess I can live vicariously through your posts. . .

The IMPORTANT thing is did you get any Drunken Sex ??

wheel,,

ooff... no..

I was passing out in bed while the gf was in the bathtub... (somehow she didn't drown)

it was all I could do to go and turn the lights off downstairs after she got into bed. That must have been after 4am.

Club that looks like an airplane,alcohol,cab,girlfriend,polotician,trampy friend...........................isn't there supposed to be a murder in this story??????

Ron

... give it time.

:)

If your girlfriend spent more time on her knees, it would toughen up the skin and those little abrasions wouldn't happen.

OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOUUUUUUUU

DIIIIIIIIIIIIII' INT!

Best way to avoid hangover is to not stop drinking

^big chief, Don't you like the fire water?