...went to a BBQ place today for a special occasion. Four beers, a double-order of pulled pork, and a chocolate brownie with ice cream later (actually, I shared the dessert with my wife and one of the sons) later, I'm sitting here in misery.

Anyone want to bet just when I'll hurl?

It's the simple things in life that leave us in so much agony.

^What? You can't handle a little food/beer/dessert?

F-ff-ff-ffff---

how about

Flop Flop Fizz Fizz

Oh what a relief it is

WWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

I can't pack it away like I once used to.

The double order of pulled pork just about done me in. Even now the colon is doing emergency venting to prevent a full-on meltdown.

I even had to skip the fries, beans, and corn on the cob.

But the beer had top priority.

If it wasn't for the fact that I'm slightly hammered right now, I'd be completely in misery.

...{urp}...

a double order of pork???

jpotts..........you are living the "High Life".

(you ****)

You need to quit pulling your pork.

4 beers? And you're slightly hammered?

Um. Okay.

(lightweight ****)

Should have eaten the corn...

acts as a carrier...

I didn't have lunch.

By the time dinner came, three beers were already gone. You would have been proud of me last weekend at a wedding. I was half-way through my second six-pack before we left the party.

Damn kids and bed-time!

I think if I had had lunch, I could have gone for six beers.

Sh*tty planning on my part.

^But then you would have been so filled up that you would have had to order from the kids menu.

True.

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MSG

I know gay people who have eaten twice what you have without even a vaseline smelling fart to show for it.

I'm not sure what that makes you but I assure you that it is very very non-masculine.

Chunkage has thus far been contained.

^that is a great sentence. LOL