...offend me!

Go on, take your best shot!

(Please, mask or re-work any outright offensive words like f**k and the N-bomb.)

^ ****...

After the last couple of days I`m not sure goat herder wouldn`t offend someone.

So I didn`t call you a goat herder, I was only thinking it.

Hmmmm...offend jpotts...ok

JPOTTS FANTASISES ABOUT NANCY PELOSI WHEN HE SPANKS HIS MONKEY!!!

Can't accessorize!!!

You think exactly like I do.

If that isn't offensive, then I'm at a loss.

A joke I found to be terribly offensive.

A pedophile and an 8 year old girl are walking through the woods at night. The girl looks up and says "Gee mister these woods sure are dark and scary". The pedo answers "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out of here by myself!"

Dumber than shellfish.

This is it?

Cripes! We'tre nowhere near thread-pulling levels yet. What? What happened? Did all of you go full-on Nancy-boy in the last few hours?

re 7

Wow! just wow.

But you forgot the part where he says, "Yeah, she was only 8, but she had the body of a 12 year old."

Now I have offended myself.

Self grandisement is boring.

Ya, he wears white after labor day!

I give up.

You're a lousy softball player!

You call yourself a Wanker???

You are just a rePABLOcan in a Wnaker's suit!!!

Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!