It has just been reported that the head gardener at The White House

has been dismissed after 28 years of loyal service to the many US presidents.

When interviewed the gardener protested his innocence and said

"All I know is I was walking past the Oval Office and I asked, "Has anyone seen the spade or the hoe". The next thing I knew I was fired.

Wait right here.

rfenst will be along shortly with a dose of righteous indignation.

(it's a joke, people... if Dave Chapelle told it, you'd all be laughing)

I'd be laughing if the pope said that. Actually, I'd probably be laughing more if the pope said that.

Macs,

I am glad to know that you consider my indignation to have been "righteous".

Thank you for validating my sentiment!

rfenst

LOL....but then again...the pope is a nazi.

I don't wholly disagree with you. As i've stated, I agree completely with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's premise that men should be judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.

But today's society is too damn uptight and politically correct for my tastes.

People are too easily offended. It's exasperating, at times.

^Yup

Michelle is a Hoe ???

I just thought she was a c#nt,,,

wow just wow !!

wheel,

#6.......that's right.

Ethnic humor (the BEST kind of humor) has somehow gone by the wayside.

It seems to have happens when someone replaced the word "ethnic" with "racist"........which never made since to me because all humans are the same race.

I love black jokes, white jokes, jew jokes, polock jokes, etc. It is FUNNY to make fun of people.......and in my opinion, the only people who are offended are those who feel the need to augment their character with a sense of association to some stupid ideal.

And for that I am am now labeled a racist........OK sure I'm a racist because I think black people like fried chicken, white people can't dance, jews are cheap, and polocks have trouble negotiating light bulbs.

Oh well.

I really don't give a **** anyway.

^WOW lots of grammatical errors (I'm drunk).

^^

No Lithuanian jokes,,

Mkay???

wheel,

What's so god damned funny about Lithuanians????

Huh?

Huh??

^^

Nothing,,

except the way they have sweaty eye lids...

wheel,,

LOL....the pope is still a Nazi

^not quite........... but the pope IS the Grand Inquisitor for the modern day inquisition.

Watch this guy...........he's bad news!

NOBODY expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!

POSTS # 1 & 2

JUST TOPPED A PIC FOR YA.....

http://www.cigarbid.com/auction/forum/forum.cfm?action=list&forumID=7&messageDisplay=0000000044028 

An off-the-cuff remark by David Cameron has sparked fury in Lithuania and led to a complaint from the eastern European country's ambassador.

Vygaudas Usackas wrote to the Conservatives demanding an explanation for Mr Cameron's comment at a recent arts funding lunch that he hoped no grants were being given to "one-legged Lithuanian dance troupes".

Although the comment was brushed off as a minor gaffe in the UK when it was reported in the Mail on Sunday last weekend, it has provoked heated debate in Lithuania, where on Tuesday morning it was the lead story on the website of newspaper Lietuvos Rytas.

In his letter, Mr Usackas said: "It would be incredibly helpful to understand exactly what you meant when referring to 'Lithuanians' and how this relates, if at all, to the Arts Council... This will enable me to pass your message to the many Lithuanians living in the UK and also to their homeland, where this report has caused a great deal of concern."

dailyexpress

Whoa. I hadn't heard the term "spade" used in so long, it took me a second to get the punchline.

first it's not really funny.

second: any joke punchline that is predicated on ethnicity or religion is usually not funny, it's audience being a narrow sector of society.