Quoted from from 8track
"Two weeks after some dumbass drove his truck into a large open water hole in the largest waterhole in Wisconsin, killing himself and his 9 year old daughter, I have a newsflash.
The temperature has been over 40 two days in a row. If the forecast is correct, the temp will be over 40 four of the next five days.
Ice melts when the temps are over 32 degrees.
So, the ice is going to continue to melt.
When the ice melts, the ice gets thinner.
When the ice gets thinner, it can’t hold heavy objects (like trucks).
If you don’t remove the heavy vehicles before the ice melts, the big vrooom-vroooms are going to go UNDER the water.
I make this public service announcement because every single year, there is a story on the local news about some dumbass who’s truck ends up at the bottom of the lake because of their lack of knowledge of basic physics.
Blacky............. Rocky............. please check "
