Have you ever bought the cheapest laundry soap you could find...like Purex, about $2.99 for 40 load box and mixed it into the Tide box?
Have you ever bought... like.... 8 O'clock Coffee and mixed it into the Folgers?
Have you ever shut off the furnace from the e-switch for about three or four hours and told her that it was just "off cycle" and should come back on in a minute or two"?
Have you ever added powdered milk and water to the milk jug?
Have you ever ran an extension cord from the outlet behind your neighbor's garage he never uses, underneath brush and leaves to charge your lawn tractor's battery?
Have you ever moved your neighbor's sprinkler closer to the fence so it would water the roses on your side of the fence?
Have you ever snagged the aluminum cans out of your neighbor's recycle bin or from the recycle bins at work and turned them in for cash?
Have you ever printed a 50 page joke book on your company's printer at work?
Have you ever swiped the empty plastic bags from the bottom of the trash cans at work?
Have you ever been to an office party and taken every bit of your favorite soda from the coolers to your car?
Have you ever made gone out to eat at the Hometown Buffet and made your wife take home extra chicken and biscuits in her purse?
Have you ever tried to hold the nozzle open and drain the hose into your tank after filling up at the gas station?
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