When I walk the dog, I just short of always pick up his #2s. The one exception is in late Fall, If he drops a deuce in a leaf pile, on the street, I let that pass.

But what about any other time of year when the pup has the Squirts? It's next to impossible to pick up.

Leave it?

Do a token smear/pick up?

What's the call here?

Buy a $hit eating dog to go along for the walks.

Ron

[groan]

Uh, just a token attempt will suffice...

You've certainly come to the right place.

This CBid group knows their ****.

ScottHar

I hope everyone can agree on the solution to this major issue so we can get on with issues of lesser importance such as the economy, the stock market, terrorism, world hunger, etc. Having said that, a person of skill could quickly position a Dixie Cup under his tail at the first sign of a movement.

Hats of to 8 for cleanups.

Never understood why someone would allow their dog to crap on their neighbor's property.

'Course since they already share the incessant barking maybe the crap just follows?

re 4 & 5

We indeed know our ****, but actually solving a problem is quite another thing.

Just cover it with an "Obama for President" sign that is still hanging around and move on.

(Ducking for cover)

Re #8:

LMAO!

JonR

re 8: Wow... (They're gonna put HockeyDad in solitary!)

ScottHar

Good. Hockeydad said what I was thinking, so he can take the heat.

carry a spray bottle of 100% isopropyl.......spray the mess and set it on fire.

send it to homebrew, he likes that mexican indica

Just don't have a dog. . . works for me. I never much liked changing the diapers of my kids when they were little. I can't imagine having to follow a dog around and pick up its crap. . .

Just sayin'

That's why cats are cool.

They bury their ****.

Yesterday, I spent an hour shoveling dog mounds off the unfenced edge of my property. My youngest would steer the tractor on my lap while I lugged the goodies on a shovel. Great fun but I would have rather tossed the football.

We have leash laws & folks are expected to pick their dog's crap so that youngsters don't get into them.

If I continue to see turds, I will mass mail the folks in the neighborhood. If nothing is done, I will buy a pellet gun. If a few well placed welts don't solve the problem, I will resort to permanent measures.

We have a Shih tzu. She weighs about 15 lbs. I walk her twice daily, morning and after supper. She does her business on the side of the road. Last week, our neighbor walked up on our porch and dropped off a two-pack of dog poop bags.

I guess she stepped in it as she got her mail. Ok. I took the hint. Now we don't walk up & down the street. She just **** out back in the yard. For a little dog, the poop is huge.

If you walk your dog, you should pick up after them. It's only right.

My dog poops in the woods. Good bobcat bait!

Re #5... The economy is in the chitter already. The issues are similar.

Re #6... Greyhounds rarely bark.

Re #12... I like that.

Re #14... I've picked up both. Dog is MUCH easier and less disgusting than Baby.

Re #15... Cat chit is some of the worst smelling stuff on the planet.

Re #16... Make sure you shoot the people. People that don't pick up after their pets (unless in a leaf pile on the road or explosive diarrhea) shouldn't have pets.

Re #18... Nice!

If my dog poops on anyone elses property, I do my best to clear it. At least make it look like you care. If your dog craps and you look around and hope nobody saw you??!!! Somebody always sees you. I see you, and I'm not afraid to get even!