rastusmcnair
Friday, November 12, 2004 8:40:00 AM
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,

they connect, they end up leaving together.

They go back to his place, and as he shows her

around his apartment, she notices that his

bedroom is completely packed with

sweet cuddly teddy bears.

Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the

way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a

shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears

on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a

collection of teddy bears, especially one that's

so extensive, but she decides not to

mention this to him, and actually is quite

impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly...they kiss...and

then they rip each other's clothes off and make

hot steamy love.

After she has this intense night of passion with

this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together

in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and

asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"

The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize

from the bottom shelf."

Sylance
Friday, November 12, 2004 12:03:00 PM
Oh crap that's funny...