blopez50
Monday, March 23, 2009 12:13:00 AM
Im writing you now because she thinks that she has to stay and sprawl out in my f@cking bed! Its 2:15 and i have a **** load of stuff to do tomorrow but no sleep for me..... Sleep at your own damn place!

Rant mode off

1 vote for:

F@CK CUDDLING!

ibmikes
Monday, March 23, 2009 1:54:00 AM
if they don't live there, than stay on your side of the bed. if you are married or they live with you. Sorry got to deal with it to a certain point. act asleep and pull away. in the morning when asked, just say sorry didn't know I was out, was really tired.

just my .00002 cents

ms

cigarpal
Monday, March 23, 2009 9:16:00 AM
you are doomed
lluvia
Monday, March 23, 2009 9:17:00 AM
^LOL
8trackdisco
Monday, March 23, 2009 9:20:00 AM
Always get naked at her place. That way, you can always leave.

I made the same mistake you made last night once. We got sassy about 2:00 A.M., fell asleep after, and she finally left @ 1:00 PM.

A long, long day.

JHC
  • JHC
  • Herf-A-Holic
Monday, March 23, 2009 9:23:00 AM
Your in bed....fall asleep. The couch is for cuddling.
borndead1
Monday, March 23, 2009 9:30:00 AM
It depends on how you define "cuddling". If cuddling includes a little groping/fondling, then hell yeah I'm a cuddler. It's very nice to wake up in the middle of the night, pull your woman close and start fondling/grinding/etc.

brb

PecanPi1
Monday, March 23, 2009 9:30:00 AM
You failed to perform satisfactorily the first time around.

She hopes cuddling will re-invigorate you.

After a second performance perhaps she'll be sated and leave you alone.

You could try Enzyte.

Avoid Donutboy's posts...they have a deflationary effect.

JadeRose
Monday, March 23, 2009 9:37:00 AM
I don't know....I enjoy being in bed with my girlfriend. Have her nuzzle up against me in the middle of the night. I guess I look at spending time with a woman I love a little differently then you do.

or maybe you're gay and just don't realise it yet.

..not that there is anything wrong with that.

herfsnipe
Monday, March 23, 2009 10:25:00 AM
If we could fit one in our bedroom, there would be a king sized bed. But, unfortulately...
fishinguitarman
Monday, March 23, 2009 10:27:00 AM
Depends on whether you want to keep getting lucky...
teelio
Monday, March 23, 2009 12:30:00 PM
#5 is right. Always go to HER place. When you're done, towel off Big Jim & the Boys & head home to a cigar.

But beware. Upsetting the homeostasis in this manner will trigger many coercive behavioral strategies on her part. This can work in your favor, but only if you are aware of the dynamic and you're willing to capitalize on it.

You better be wrappin it, bud.

teedubbya
Monday, March 23, 2009 12:48:00 PM
pretend you like it. it intensifies sex
jpotts
Monday, March 23, 2009 1:05:00 PM
So, someone explain to me the difference between cuddling and spooning.
wtjvj
Monday, March 23, 2009 1:06:00 PM
no
teedubbya
Monday, March 23, 2009 1:08:00 PM
in your case potts cuddling is what you do with your boyfriend and spooning is what you do with your husband
HockeyDad
Monday, March 23, 2009 1:10:00 PM
OK, now this thread is beneath The HockeyDad's standards.
jpotts
Monday, March 23, 2009 1:10:00 PM
Ahhhhhhh...so THAT's the difference!
Thunder.Gerbil
Monday, March 23, 2009 1:11:00 PM
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16. Author: teedubbya Date: 03/23/2009 05:08 PM Reply

in your case potts cuddling is what you do with your boyfriend

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I thought that was called sporking...

teedubbya
Monday, March 23, 2009 1:12:00 PM
only if he uses his palms and his fingers