acid egg is described as 5 1/2 x Egg. can anyone translate that to reality?

That states it pretty clearly. It's diameter is that of a small hens egg ... very odd looking cigar and very difficult to smoke.

What about an Ostrich egg?

You can't live without one of these! Go to the "Trades" board! I've smoked one -- they're really not bad. They sure get looks! The Egg looks like a cigar with a golf ball stuck in the middle. Oh, and to stay off Heg's bad side, this is the Drew Estate Natural Egg, NOT Acid Egg! It will sit nicely with the rest of your cigars without stinking them up.

Rick,Do the trade deal with Cliff/CL.I've got one in the Humi from Slim.I'm just scared to light the damn thing.I think you'll get a kick out of it...

I have smoked 1 of these and have a full box of 6. The first and last 1/2 inch (head and foot) have a ring gauge of around 32. The center section has a ring gauge IMHO of 224 (3.5 inches) When smoking this thing it looks like a coal miner is walking toward you with the huge light on his hat.

I thought this was a joke until I saw one. They look like some kind of fireworks.