RICKAMAVEN
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:05:00 PM
According to most paleoanthropologists, Homo heidelbergensis gave rise to modern humans in

Africa and Neandertals in Europe.

Homo heidelbergensis is the species name now given to a range of specimens from about 800,000 years ago to the appearance of anatomically modern Homo sapiens (the species to which we all belong).

neandrathal man covered the entire continent of europe, but homo sapians started in africa and

wandered to europe and it had been assumed that neandrathals went extincet as homo sapians spread throughout europe because homo sapians dominated the land. they were smarter, had better tools, and gradually neanderthals simply died out.

recent finds have shown neanderthal genes with homo sapian genes in a bone discovered that had been preserved enough to extract dna, because it was in a cave, covered with other bones in ideal conditions.

that means that neanderthals and homo sapiens interbred. why wouldn't they. they were all filthy

smelly creatures, one difference being the neanderthal had shorter legs then the homo sapians causing them to walk bent to maintain their balance and since they were like all other mammals, when a female was in "season" she emited a smell to atrract males and neandrethal women would have attracted both neanderthal men as well as homo sapian men.

the result was that the neanderthal did not go extinct, they simply were assimilated by the society

of ever increasing homo sapians who still had the genes of neanderthal man.

dna testing of republicans would probably show they have more neanderthal genes then democrats.

they just look like every other homo sapians

except governer jindal looks more neandrathal and does bend a little when he walks.

rfenst
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:10:00 PM
Rick!

Good to see you posting and stirring the pot. Hope all is well...

Robert

tank71663
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 2:11:00 PM
So Rick....

are you then saying that Democates have more "Homo" genes then Republicans...

lol...j/k....sorry Rick I couldnt resist that one...

Tank

Buckwheat
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:07:00 PM
And here I always thought it was the most prosperous and well hung that got the girls.
jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:18:00 PM
Re: #1...

... that sounds a LOT like eugenics if you ask me ...

... bunch of Nazi Cavemen ... oh the horror of reproducing ...

wheelrite
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:19:00 PM
Neanderthals did it Doggie Style,,

That is their Legacy to us...

wheel,

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:20:00 PM
^ ... and in your case that involves her on her knees and you standing up ...

... this may explain why you're so short though ... at least we have answers now ...

wheelrite
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:22:00 PM
^^

short is relative...

wheel,

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:23:00 PM
^ ... no, your cousin is relative ... just like your sister ...

... let's hope for her sake you're not coming up short elsewhere ...

wtjvj
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:23:00 PM
No. His relatives are short too.
wheelrite
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 3:51:00 PM
Ok,

One more time,,

I'm 5ft 11in..175lbs,,,

and sport a over sized Johnson...

wheel,,

cigarman692900
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:40:00 PM
#11 Why would you give your height and weight, then start talking about outboard boat motors?
wheelrite
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 5:52:00 PM
^

I have a Evinrude too !

wheel,

donutboy2000
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 8:35:00 PM
More of rick's racist crap!
jpotts
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 8:40:00 PM
I guess that means that neanderthals are genetically immune to white guilt.

See? There's an upside to everything!

JonR
Wednesday, March 25, 2009 8:46:00 PM
I am in agreement with #14 n #15, well stated.

JonR

RICKAMAVEN
Thursday, March 26, 2009 2:02:00 AM
i forgot many of you believe the planet and every living thing on it were created 6000 years ago and will end soon with all the beatific people floating up to heaven leaving all us bad people left behind with all the hookers and gays.
HockeyDad
Thursday, March 26, 2009 3:46:00 AM
^I doubt you forgot that.

Insincerity will get you nowhere.

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:34:00 AM
Re: #17...

... Rick ... can you HONESTLY say that you DO NOT have any belief that there is a God? No Heaven, no Hell?

... tell me then ... "how" did we get here? What made oxygen? Where did the dirt come from?

... do you believe in life in other solar systems?

... do you think that we're so smart that we have all of the answers to the Universe - we've figured out all there is to know about life?

... hmmm.... if we're so smart ... how come we have not been able to find a way to live forever and stop the aging process?

... where did the first molecule come from?

jackconrad
Thursday, March 26, 2009 4:54:00 AM
The people of earth were created about 2500 years ago when aliens with foil hats landed here to disperse of their Subway sanwhiches. In the proces the rotting ham metamorphised into short Jewish guys and the rest is History..