Reminds me of an old joke.
A tall young lady walks into the HR office at work. She tells the manager that she has a really big problem with her coworker, Larry. She says that Larry walks up to her every day, leans in real close, takes a deep breath and says,"Gee, your hair smells nice"
The manager asks why is that a really big problem.
She replies, "Larry is a midget!!"