JHC
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Monday, March 30, 2009 12:20:00 PM
There's about 40 million people over 50 years old in the work force - pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations.

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

4) They buy stock. Voila! The stock market rebounds with no help from the feds.

Ram27
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:21:00 PM
Hate to break this to you JHC, but I will, X posted this last week or so...........
JHC
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Monday, March 30, 2009 12:22:00 PM
Why didn't he tell me?????

Damn.

JHC
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Monday, March 30, 2009 12:22:00 PM
Now it looks like I copied off of him when it was my idea to begin with.
wtjvj
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:23:00 PM
Whats 40 million x`s 1 million ?
JHC
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Monday, March 30, 2009 12:23:00 PM
It doesn't matter....we can keep printing money.
teedubbya
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:24:00 PM
first he steals cigars then he steals ideas...

bassard

Bluedevil
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:24:00 PM
JHC for President!!
Ram27
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:24:00 PM
40,000,000 x $1,000,000 = $40,000,000,000,000
Bluedevil
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:24:00 PM
JHC for President!!
DrMaddVibe
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:24:00 PM
JHC for Treasury Secretary
DrafterX
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:25:00 PM
lol..... I didn't do the math either.. just C&P from an e-mail...

_$40,000,000

X $1,000,000

= $40,000,000,000,000

Ram27
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:25:00 PM
How to fix it!!!

Patriotic Retirement - This Would

Work:

This was an article from the St. Petersburg Times Newspaper . The Business Section asked readers for ideas on "How Would You Fix the Economy?"

This sounded like the BEST idea.

This guy nailed it!

Dear Mr.President,

Patriotic retirement:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;

pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings -

Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered -

Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis

fixed.

All this and it's still cheaper than the "bailout".

JHC
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Monday, March 30, 2009 12:28:00 PM
....and now Ram is stealing from my ideas.
Ram27
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:35:00 PM
^ Ahhhhhhhh no JHC, read this early this AM in ****snort ***** land.............
n00b
Monday, March 30, 2009 12:49:00 PM
Tax free? I'm in!!!
JHC
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Monday, March 30, 2009 1:46:00 PM
= $40,000,000,000,000

What is that...40 Brazillion?

tbrochin
Monday, March 30, 2009 1:48:00 PM
^ 40 Brazilian women???

Yes please!!!! That's a bailout I can live with!!!

plinytheelder
Monday, March 30, 2009 1:50:00 PM
But they gotta be virgins...

Good luck finding that many.

JHC
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Monday, March 30, 2009 2:41:00 PM
Good luck finding that many.....over 18.
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