Conservative approach:
Free the kid and let his parents deal with his stupidity.
Liberal approach:
Free the kid.
Council the kid.
Council those who witness it.
File a lawsuit against chair manufacturer.
Replace all chairs state-wide to incorporate a new "head safe" opening.
Sue the school for improper supervision.
Sue the hack saw manufacturer for ripping kids shirt while freeing him.
Put additional personnel into each classroom to prevent future occurances.
Blame the Republicans.
