delarob
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:31:00 AM
So my Supv. retires yesterday. Very sad, wonderful woman, best boss I've ever had. She always kept a bowl on her shelves full of candy and anyone was welcome to have some. This morning I come to work and she has left an email that the bowl is to be kept up and I go into her office and there is a mountain of Hershey Kisses etc and a full TWO bowls of candy. (We're talking big bowls too) So I put one away and leave the other out and lock up the candy bags.

Well, about 12:30 someone stops by and says "Wow, I think I'm gonna miss the candy" I said no, it's still there and they said no it isn't. I look and someone stole the whole bowl. Noone is owning up to it and even the director of the office has requested it be returned, it really does mean that much.

I'm going hunting and if I don't post for a couple days, it's because I can't make bail after breaking someone's G***mned fingers!

neopuritan
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:49:00 AM
Go get 'em ! ! !
8trackdisco
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:50:00 AM
Bullet to the forehead.
n00b
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 9:51:00 AM
AHAHAHAA! That's pretty sad.
wtjvj
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:03:00 AM
That sucks.

Oh, you misspelled G***mned. It should be G****mned.

jimmy@ctconnect.com
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:12:00 AM
... start shaking down the fat chicks first ...
DrafterX
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:16:00 AM
if the fat chick took them they are probably already gone..... suppose you could smell her breath or something....
teedubbya
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:19:00 AM
sorry someone took your ****gy lil candy bowl
dadz
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:20:00 AM
Just keep your pistol in your holster, bail's a lot lower that way.
Ram27
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:21:00 AM
.....I don't think you are TeeeeeeeW
teedubbya
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:33:00 AM
I am cereal. This chicks effeminate candy bowl is obviously very important to him
delarob
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:39:00 AM
It wasn't my bowl fatman, it was the training units. Some dickweed felt they could just take it without there being the slightst ripple. Even the managers are pissed. Imagine how pissed you'd be if someone stole that half gallon of super fudge chunk you were saving for a mid afternoon post snack, snack.
JHC
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:39:00 AM
So my Supv. retires yesterday. Very sad, wonderful woman, best boobs I’ve ever had. and anyone was welcome to have some. (We’re talking big boobs too) So I put one away and leave the other out and lock up the candy bags.

This is what I just read....That is what happens when you spend too much time in the picture posts.

teedubbya
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:41:00 AM
delarob I'm being serious... I am sorry for the loss of your little candy thingie

JHC - sorry about the whole boob thing too

delarob
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:45:00 AM
Oh it's here, and when I find it, and I will find it, they will pay. They, will pay.............. LOL!
teedubbya
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:49:00 AM
I hope your little girly bowl comes back to you filled with scones and such....
DrafterX
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:51:00 AM
it'll be the last place you look..... always seems to work out that way....
JHC
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 10:55:00 AM
I think we should start with YOUR desk.....OPEN IT UP BUDDY.
delarob
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009 11:01:00 AM
I'm sure it'll keep you up all night Teeflub. The thought of all that candy out there.. defenseless.
pacman357
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 11:10:00 AM
Have we learned nothing from leaving the bowl of candy out on the porch on Halloween?